Obliteration Day

First they shot themselves in the left foot
and said ”sending freedom seeds downrange”.

Then they shot themselves in the right foot
to ”balance out the pain”.

Then they shot themselves in the dick
to ”own the libs” because ”trade deficit”.

Then they shot themselves in the chest
and missed because their aim was shit.

Finally they put the gun in their mouth
and said ”last bullet puts out the lights”

because Snow White wasn’t white
and they couldn’t count beyond five.